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A visitor told us that when he and his family were out on the wagon tour at Lost Canyon, swatting futilely at all the bugs swarming around them, the driver calmly announced that they should not worry.

"I assure you," he said, "there's not a single mosquito in Wisconsin Dells."

Puzzled and angry looks were exchanged by the itching passengers.

The driver turned back and looked over his shoulder. "They're all married."

"And," our visitor ruefully remarked, "with large families."