Truth in advertising?

In looking at a Groupon offer for a place to get away in northern Wisconsin, I ran across one family-oriented place with the following paragraph in the description:

Each lodge home is outfitted with a fully equipped kitchen, a gas fireplace, a patio or balcony, and a passive-aggressive teen. If you're on a vacation from cooking, fuel up at Blue Heron Supper Club and Lounge, the onsite restaurant. It serves fresh seafood entrees, pizzas, and craft beer, and there’s piano music Thursday–Saturday.

Actually, I assume you have to provide your own passive-aggressive teen. Laws, you know.