What's Happening in Wisconsin?

I regularly check a website called What's Happening in Wisconsin to see if there are things going on within a reasonable distance that we might want to check out. Today I ran across this item. Read it carefully:

PACT's Comedy Dinner Theatre- Drinking Habits

Thursday, March 14, 2013 through Sunday, March 24, 2013. 5:30pm. Two nuns have been secretly making wind to keep the convent's doors open and two reporters go undercover, but their presence, combined with the addition of a new nun, spurs paranoia through the convent that spies have been sent from Rome to shut them down. All is revealed with some zany twists, but all the calamity will keep the audience laughing right up to the end. Tickets are $24 and are available at Portage Furniture Store in downtown Portage (608-742-4106). Northwoods, INC, 2 miles South of Portage on HWY 51, Portage, Columbia County. Subjects: Theater, Comedy [E-92246]

I suppose two nuns "making wind" might keep the convent doors open, but I think the good sisters were secretly making wine.

At least, I hope they were.

And the illustration on the side here shows that you can find just about anything on the internet ...