Monday, October 29, 2012

Pharmacological and such ad-speak



"Severe liver problems, some fatal have been reported."
English translation: This stuff has killed people.

"Do not stop taking XXX without consulting your doctor first. If suicidal thoughts occur, stop taking XXX."
English translation: Do not start taking XXX.

"Tell your doctor if you have high blood pressure."
English translation: Do not take advice from a doctor who did not take your blood pressure the minute you arrived in the office.


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