Piglet

Tom is still a bit under the weather. He says it is just a head cold, not swine flu. But I have decided maybe it is a piglet flu.

To protect yourself, avoid contact with Winnie the Pooh books, stuffed animals and TV- or movie spin-offs. Probably best to avoid the movies Babe and Babe: Pig in the City, as long as you're being careful.

Oh, and the book The Te of Piglet. (You know, it is a sequel to The Tao of Pooh. No, I'm serious.)