Librarian

So on the way to work at the library this morning, I got to thinking about the Guybrarian thing -- you know, a male librarian. And that set my mind -- such is the way it works -- off on a tangent creating a variety of other sorts of librarians.

Sighbrarian - in charge of romance novels
Trybrarian -- in charge of self-help books
Frybrarian -- in charge of cookbooks (perhaps southern cookbooks)
Crybrarian -- in charge of tearjerkers
Lie-brarian -- in charge of political memoirs
Highbrarian -- in charge of books on drugs and alcohol
Piebrarian -- in charge of dessert cookbooks
Pibrarian -- in charge of math books
Tiebrarian -- in charge of men's fashion books
Diebrarian -- in charge of murder mysteries
Whybrarian -- in charge of philosophy books

Well, you get the idea.

Can you imagine what it is like to live in my head 24/7?

BTW, did I mention hemisemidemiquaver?