And technically, Sundays during Lent are not days of penance. Or as a devout young Catholic girl once told me, "Sunday is when you do what you gave up."In that spirit, I offer for your amusement this website: Ship Your Enemies Glitter.
They also offer to ship bacon to people you like.
Believe it or don't. But I warn you, I am having Tom open my mail from now until Easter at least.