Thoughts to begin the day

Part of my morning routine before spending some time in meditation is reading passages from several spiritual traditions and other sources. I read some passages every morning, while others change from day to day. One place I like to check into is Brainy Quote's Quote of the Day. There are brief quotes in several categories, one of which is Funny Quote of the Day. Of course, the other quotes are sometimes amusing and the funny quote often gives me pause to reflect. This morning's humorous entry is such a one: