Outrage!

I just got back from writing at Starbucks and I was shocked, shocked I tell you, to see that they are commercializing Christmas by selling Christmas blend coffees in red and green packages! And even daring to call it Christmas! How outrageous! It just goes to show ... something.

Perhaps they should send a case to Donald Trump.

Don't hold your breath to hear any crazy people apologize for getting some facts wrong. That ain't gonna happen.